Palin for President
We, the writers of this blog, declare with conviction, our support for candidate Palin in the race for the presidency of the United States of America. We base this conviction on the fact that said candidate has successfully attained certain characteristics that we, the writers, consider essential for anyone aspiring to hold the aforementioned post.
1) Rugged, outdoorsy type from the northern frontier?
Bonus - likes to wear high heels.
2) Believes in the use of torture in the crusade against terror?
Bonus - is completely unexpected.
3) Opposed to the senseless murder of unborn children?
Bonus - surrounded by a legion of children marching in step.
4) Loves guns?
Bonus - is the scourge of young couples.
Please support our campaign. With your support, we can fulfill our long-standing goal of having a British man in the White House.
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