I thought I was...

...Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,

but I found I was Govinda in Shikari.

I thought I was Charlie Chaplin making Monsieur Verdoux

but I found I was Subhash Ghai in Jogger's Park

The point of this being that I tried writing a serious post for once. Took me two weeks and ended up reading like something out of Edward Bulwer-Lytton.

No more, I say. Being serious is overrated.

Just an update to let everyone know I'm alive.