Requiem
It is with immense sadness that I am here to make an announcement.
I am shutting down my blog.
Pause for dramatic effect. Gasp of horror from the audience.
Nope, its not a joke. I realise that I don't have enough time to write on all my blogs, so I'm downsizing.
And yes, the sharper knives in the drawer would have spotted the glimmer of light here - not all the blogs are to be shut down, only one.
Nope, not this one. I admit I haven't been updating it for ages, but thats an entirely temporary phenomenon. I should be back to blogging here starting December.
And no, its not the comics blog either - that one is very dear to my heart, and no matter how much you insist on avoiding it, I will NEVER, NEVER shut it down. It will be reformatted sometime soon, once I find time, but remain it shall.
As for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, a whole bunch of bloggers with keen eyes, ears, and a sense of humour; have joined, so my leaving or not is immaterial (I'm not anyway, so thats not it).
No, the blog that is shutting down is this one.
Huh?
No, thats not a mistake. The blog I pointed to has, in fact, been written by me since its inception - something that will not continue.
No, I didn't ghost write for Vishnupriya. The truth is slightly more mundane.
There is no Vishnupriya Roychoudhury. There never has been.
So, not only is this an elegy, it is also something of a confessional.
Vishnupriya Roychoudhury is entirely a figment of a very colourful imagination. She was brought to electronic life by a slightly diseased mind with a tiny bit of a god complex.
Mine.
She was created as a prank. In order to make the prank work better, she was fleshed out. She had a personality, a history, friends and a family. She had interests and opinions. Most importantly, she had three things:
a) an email id
b) an Orkut account
c) a blog
By the time, I was through, she was absolutely bullet-proof. As far as many people were concerned, she truly existed.
The prank ran its course. All of a sudden, she had no purpose. She should have died there and then. But I had grown attached to her, like an artist to his creation. I chose to let her live.
For two more years, she continued to blog. She expressed her opinions, got into fights, made friends with other bloggers and was even attacked by the anti-femblogger brigade.
Now finally, her time is up.
To those who know both me and her, you will probably be extremely annoyed. Angered even. To them, I express my apologies. It was not my intention to deceive. At that point, she had acquired a life of her own. I couldn't bring myself to kill her off.
To those who read her blog and enjoyed it, I thank you on her behalf. Her opinions were entirely her own and I may or may not subscribe to some or all of them.
To those who have known all along, thank you. A special nod to the only one who figured out, and continued to stay mum - well mostly.
I did learn a few things from this exercise - the virtual world treats men and women very differently. Perhaps I am now a little more sensitive to the unique problems that women have to face, than I was before. Perhaps at some point I will write a series of posts on my experiences as a female blogger.
That is pretty much all.
Rest in peace, Vishnupriya Roychoudhury (2003-2006). You will be missed.


22 Comments:
But what about the photographs on Orkut?
Tue Oct 31, 03:25:00 AM
ey ki :)
and where have u disappeared? call me sometime. the demise of this young lady and its repercussions need to be discussed at some length.
and which photographs, the boston ones? ;);)
Tue Oct 31, 07:27:00 AM
Very nicely done, sir.
Though frankly, she was never as interesting as Gamesmaster. Think - didn't you dumb yourself down a little in her persona?
J.A.P.
Tue Oct 31, 12:39:00 PM
despite feeling betrayed somewhat (i LIKED that girl) i must admit, you make a fantastic woman.
Wed Nov 01, 09:09:00 AM
as someone who was lucky enough, like the buchu, to be in the know (but would definitely have hit on v otherwise) i salute you. what makes me very very happy is the thought of all the love-lorn emails you might juuuust see fit to publish one day...
Wed Nov 01, 01:07:00 PM
freak.
Wed Nov 01, 04:31:00 PM
LOL! I DEMAND love-lorn emails. Thats the least you can do for us.
Wed Nov 01, 06:31:00 PM
anon - Ah; those! Well, the photographs in question were, in fact, of a young lady of South Asian origin whose only other claim to fame was that she had, at one point, dated Zayed Khan.
Buchster - I, sadly, am snowed under by menial work. And thank you for your role in the great deception. Couldn't have done it without you.
JAP-man - Thank you, kind sir. And dumb, you say? Vishnupriya pouts in your general direction.
eM - I humbly apologise for betrayiing the sacred trust of the sisterhood of the travelling blogs. However, in light of my fantastic womanability, I hope you will forgive me.
Samwise - Have I not mailed them to you? Must do that. I received a couple of priceless ones recently.
Mangsies - Aw, come on, cuz. Don't be that way. Its still me.
Phhh - Do you plan on turning me into another Jason Fortuny?
Wed Nov 01, 07:49:00 PM
Just wanted to laugh hysterically. But you have to go and grudge us that.
Thu Nov 02, 01:57:00 PM
"games master" indeed.
..boy! i really thought i was conversing with her all through..
Thu Nov 02, 09:41:00 PM
i want special mention for being among the very few (or was i the only one) who figured it out! now go ani, sing praises for me - will ya?
Fri Nov 03, 08:29:00 AM
why now?
Fri Nov 03, 12:06:00 PM
Ph=7 - No no, as I have said, there will be a post (or two, or three) on my life as a femblogger, where those communiques will be discussed.
The real V - Sorry about the deception, buddy. But, I still stand by the gastronomic advice I gave you in my avatar.
The Greatest - Yes, yes, all right. Everyone, listen up! The one, the ONLY person to EVER figure out that Vish and Ani were one and the same person is... SAGNIK. Please applaud this greatest of all sleuths, this master of mysteries, this superman among men.
Happy? You should do a post on your blog, where you gloat about this fact.
tip-toe-m - Mainly because I realised that free time will be at a premium from now, hence the number of blogs must be curtailed. And it was on Vish's shapely neck that the axe did fall.
Fri Nov 03, 02:41:00 PM
To the Bearded Lady of the Internet: A Tribute
How I Vish, how I Vish you were her(e)!
Sat Nov 04, 12:08:00 PM
For some reason, I am reminded of this cartoon: link.
Mon Nov 06, 01:49:00 PM
Hmm, so you killed your yin. Horibol bolbey nah?
Tue Nov 07, 07:57:00 AM
:))
...hmm, Bridalbeer, Sagnik, Vish, thou...
bhari hodge-podge kaando.
Tue Nov 07, 01:42:00 PM
i definitely remember vishnupriya emailing me atleast twice, samit talked abt love-lorn emails she received, does he know she used to mail random gus as well???
some kind of personality disorder she had ;-)?
Sun Nov 12, 03:12:00 PM
Wham-push - If Vishes were horses, and bloggers could ride (her)...
Professor Higgins - Truthfully, on the internet, people are more likely to believe that you are a dog than a bored male student with too much time on his hands.
Pax Interneta - As Michael Jackson might have said - "She's just another part of me".
Bips - Hodge-o-bo-ro-lo in fact. But I must point out that Bridalbeer is, in fact, very real. As are most of the things she says.
Jhant-u? - Samit knows all, old man. And checking my inbox I see that you are right. Vish did mail you twice as part of a conversation that began with a comment on sex and marriage.
Sun Nov 12, 07:46:00 PM
ahhh.
well, I'm someone who read her blog around 6 months ago. and i liked it. so i read her entire backlog.
and now, you tell me she was imagination! whoa!
no im not angry, i'm astonished, and i'm all praises for u. i don't know you, and this is your first post i'm reading. but giving a person a personality, a social life, a virtual silhouette, a temperament..and everything...needs a very crafty brain.
nowhere did it even cross my mind that a man was behind all this.
but i think you did a great job of that. a guy posing as a girl virtually is a novelty.
will remember this.
going back to read her entire blog all over again and search for "un feminine" clues
~shayeri
Tue Jan 16, 11:19:00 AM
Vishkanya's was a terrific blog. Especially the language ones.
Ummm... you are real, I hope? Or will I get to hear after 3 years that there was no Gamesmaster G9 either.
In fact, your name is suspiciously close to Gunmaster G9. So, maybe you are just an alter ego of GreatBong or something?
Fri Mar 09, 12:32:00 PM
lol...
Wed Mar 21, 01:24:00 AM
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